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Pilot Rules

              
The PILOT always make THE RULES.

THE RULES are subject to change at any time
without prior notification.

No CO-PILOT can possibly know all THE RULES.

If the PILOT suspects the CO-PILOT knows all THE
RULES,  he must immediately change some or all
THE RULES.

The PILOT is never wrong. If the PILOT is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding wich was a direct result of something the CO-PILOT did or said wrong. The CO-PILOT must apologize immediately for causing such misunderstanding. The PILOT may change his mind at any time. The CO-PILOT must never change his mind without the express written concent of the PILOT. The PILOT has every right to be angry or upset at any time. The CO-PILOT must remain calm at all times unless the PILOT wants him to be angry and/or upset. The CO-PILOT is expected to mind read at all times. The PILOT is ready when he is ready. The CO-PILOT must be ready at all times. Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in Bodily harm. The CO-PILOT who doesn't abide by THE RULES is grounded.

--Wellemans Thierry

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