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Overheard at Orlando International Airport.

A student pilot had just received clearance for departure from Orlando. The controller told him to make an immediate right turn after departure for noise abatement. The student was flying a Cessna 172 and was confused by the request for noise abatement. So he called the tower:

"Orlando tower, Cessna 6 Hotel Victor, please verify how a 172 can be involved in noise abatement."

"Cessna 6 Hotel Victor, because if you don't turn right now, it's gonna make a hell of a noise when that 747 on final hits you!"

--Alan Dodson, eagle1@usa.net

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