ATC: "Delta 23, slow down to minimum speed, traffic is a helicopter ahead of you on the ILS 6."

Delta 23 (upset): "We are already going slow, how slow do you think we can go, and what is that helicopter doing here anyway?"

ATC: "The helicopter is here to pick up me, and your minimum speed, well, I don't know, but why don't you try the manual?"

--BJ, flight@liii.com

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