While flying in Atlanta airspace late one evening I heard the following conversation on Atlanta Center frequency:

Cessna 1234: Atl center do you have time to talk?
Center: Cessna 1234 go ahead.
Cessna 1234: I'm a student pilot on my first long solo cross country. This is the most fun I have ever had.
Unidentified: Sounds like he needs a girlfriend.
Center: He is probably married with two kids.
Cessna 1234: You are both right!

--Bill Whitley, bwhitley@athens.edu

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