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An American pilot flying a Gulfie 11 was approaching Dublin Airport, Ireland, obviouslly for the first time, and he contacted Dublin Centre to enquire about visibility at the airport. The controller confirmed that the visibility was fine.
Some five minutes later the Gulfie pilot called again and asked for confirmation that the visibility at Dublin was good and the controller reassured him that Dublin was clear, with no fog.
A third request from the American seeking an update on the visibility at Dublin and the presence of any fog was met by an initial stoney silence, followed by:

"November Blank Blank Blank....Dublin Airport never get's foggy....UNLESS IT'S VERY BADLY PROVOKED!"

--Liam Byrne, lpbyrne@indigo.ie

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