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How do you know when you are half way through a date with a pilot?

Because he says: "Thats enough about flying, let's talk about me"!

--Paul Bernard, paul@northern.co.nz

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Newport council to make appointments (ARTI)

Pilot killed in Wilson County identified (MYSA)

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Klich recalled from aircraft accidents commission (WARS)

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