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Ground Control: "123DG, bear to the left, disabled aircraft on the right."

Pilot: "123DG, Roger, I have the disabled aircraft in sight, but I dont see the bear yet."

--Chuck Brinson, cbrinson@tulsa.oklahoma.net

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