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Back before I retired from the USAF, I was travelling on a commercial flight in my Class A Blue Uniform bedecked with all my awards and my Command Pilot wings.

My seat was next to a little old lady who was obviously a "white-knuckled" first time flyer.

About 30 minutes after take-off she finally relaxed a bit and looked over to size me over. She asked what the unifirm represented. I explained I was a Major in the Air Force. She looked at my medals and ribbons and asked what the silver wings meant. I said I was a Command Pilot. She then asked if I wasn't terribly nervous (as she was) about flying.
I said that flying was safer than driving and that I was sure that when it was my turn "to go" it wouldn't matter whether I was in a plane, a car, or even sitting in the bath tub.

She thought that over for a minute, and then looked over at me sternly and stated, "Well, young man, all I have to say is that I hope than when it is your turn to go that I'm not on the same airplane with you!"

--Chuck Miller, chuckm8@earthlink.net

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