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Midnight shift mechanics don't enjoy last minute radio calls from flight crews as the sun comes up. If there was a problem, let us know before it's time to push back.

Early one morning, a UAL copilot had some minor complaint with his flying machine... "Portland maintenence,United 22xx."

I was closest to the radio and intoned in a grave voice: "What Is The Nature Of Your Sin My Son?".....

"Uhhh, disreguard"...

--Buzz Fuseasausage, meyer5pdx@juno.com

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