Three Hunters chartered a local bush pilot to fly them for a hunting weekend. Upon returning on Sunday afternoon the young pilot noticed additional cargo waiting for him. Camping gear, rifles, three large grinning hunters and each toting a deer from their weekend spoils.
The pilot quickly explained the small aircraft was already going to be overweight and the deer were going to have to be left behind. The hunters protested dismissing the importance of being overweight and said " Last year we loaded all of this stuff and the deer!" The pilot, not to be outdone, caved to the excess load.
The poor aircraft bumped and weezed down the short grass strip and enevitably ended pranging the bushes at the end.

Picking weeds off himself, the pilot asked the hunters:" are you sure you guys loaded all this stuff?"

"oh yes we did, but last year we crashed over there!"

--Clive Gray, crgray@gate.net

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