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Passenger wanted to take a very large box with him in the cabin.

Passenger agent politely explains item is too large and will have to be placed in baggage hold.

Passenger becomes extremely irate and argues the point.

Passenger agent retains his cool and repeats item is too large to be carried in cabin.

Passenger by this time gets angrier and angrier, thumps counter and shouts "There are other airlines you know and as far as I'm concerned you know where you can shove yours!"

Agent, still very polite, replies, "Well Sir, if you can do the same with that big box you can take it in the cabin."

-- Les Johnston, Lesandmegjay@aol.com

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