Landings.com
Landings.com: Aviation information source
  Databases  airNEWS  Contact
 
Connections

Hangar Talk: On the lighter side: Flying Jokes

 =Nav=
Editorials
News
Talk
Jokes/Fun
How-To
Reviews
Opinions
Research
Of-Interest
Destinations
Poetry/Writing
Expert Forums
Discussion Boards
Gallery
Aviation's Directory
  

  

There were three pilots one was from navy, second one was from air force and the third one was from an airline. All of them were talking big about themselves.

The air force pilot said: "we pilots in air force are the best, we got such good brains that if something happens to us and our brains get scattered, our doctors are so good that they collect all our brains put it together and next day we are back in flying."

The navy pilot said: "we pilots in the navy are the best, we got such strong guts that we take off and land on the moving ship, if something happens to us and our guts get scattered in the sea then our doctors are so good they collect all our guts, put them together and next day we are back in flying.

The Airline pilot was listening to them very patiently, when both of them finished he said: "we pilots from the airline are the best, we have no brains and no guts but still we fly."

--purshotam hinduja, chankya@hotmail.com

Back To Jokes

airNEWS
  (auto-generated)

Ch: Aviation (more->)

WestJet Plans To Launch Regional Airline In 2013 (AVIA)

Brazil Holds Airport Concession Auction For Largest National ... (INVE)

Pilots worry about safety of allowing domestic drones in US skies (NWSU)

Among Liberties Advocates, Outrage Over Expanded Use of Drones (NYT)

Company's Sask. report called into question (LPST)

China Allies with 25 Other Nations to Oppose EU ETS08 Feb 2012 (EN__)

Sheila Jackson Lee: Privatizing Airport Security Means Another 9 11 (TOWN)

China's challenge for air supremacy (CNN)

Ontario focusing on federal support in bid for airport control (DLYB)

Our skies just got a lot more friendly (PLVE)

Austin Straubel airport may get new control tower (GZTG)

Up in the sky: It's a cake It's a car It's a balloon (_STR)

Aviation Week Provides Intelligence and Insight into 2013 U.S. ... (SYSC)

Connecticut Airport Authority hires marketing consultant (SHOR)

Aviation Week Provides Intelligence and Insight into 2013 US ... (REVI)

Global Aerospace Announces Enhancement to Online Certificate ... (ROTO)

WB Mission We Trust Economy (ALLA)

ASM Helps New Warsaw Airport Secure Second Major Airline (NWS_)

NBAA tells FCC: GPS 'Must be protected from all sources of ... (BLUE)

A star spangled welcome for 280 (CRLL)

Stopping MANPADS Proliferation (NWSV)

Credit squeeze threat to shipping industry: survey (TMSI)

Calvert and Lewis seek to revive Ontario Airport business in ... (NWSH)

Nigerian panel sets aside US 235m fine against British Airways ... (AFRI)

Columbia officials, aviation consulting group work to foresee ... (COLU)

Water control board to provide feedback on proposed fossil dig ... (TCPA)

Airbus, Boeing fighting problems with their latest jets (NWS_)

INLAND: Warning issued on batteries that can ignite (PE__)

Air Uganda and Rwandair to End Code Sharing Agreement (ALLA)

Pistons donate plane to college (TO)

Ch: Incidents (more->)

Pilots worry about safety of allowing domestic drones in US skies (NWSU)

Plane crash 'didn't need to happen' (ADEL)

Family of co pilot sue over fatal airport crash (TN)

Single engine plane crashes in NH, killing pilot (SHEB)

Superjumbo wings checked for cracks (LLVE)

Klich recalled from aircraft accidents commission (WARS)

CAD releases updated bulletin on Government Flying Service ... (THSP)

Pilot Killed In Plane Crash (WMUR)

What's EAA Up To (AVWE)

Pilot dies in plane crash near Lebanon NH (WLBZ)


 
 
 [Quick NAV | Aviation's Directroy]MAY ALL YOUR LANDINGS BE GOOD ONES!
News/Forums Search/Ref Pilot-Supplies Aircraft/Parts Services Gen.-Aviation Gov./Military
GA-News Search Supplies Manufacturers A/C-Sales Helicopters Government
Forums Databases GPS/Tech. Parts A/C-Values Gyrocopters Research
Hangar-Talk Regulations Simulators Avionics Var-Services Aerobatics Military
Events/Airshows Reports Flight Tools Classifieds Homebuilding General
Offers Alerts Weather Engines Var-Products Ultralights Images
Promotions Publications Planning Mods/Restor. FBOs Soaring Miscellaneous
SITES Museums Clubs AirTransport Travel/Tours Hanggliding GA
Contact/Info History FBOs Airlines Insurance Paragliding Travel/Tours
Add-Link Organizations Flight-Schls Airports Medical Srvcs Parachute Safety
Logbook Companies Training Live-ATC Financing Balloons  
Awards Directory Simulators   Fuel    
Credits   Schools        
Contact   Safety        

   Sponsored links:

     Airplanes For Sale - FREE 90-day photo ads - AviationClassifieds.com - Ads automatically display on dozens of sites
 

   
 
LANDINGS.COM Copyright © 1994-2011  Explicit permission required for any duplication or usage-
...