Airline passengers can be very demanding and hard to please...hence the following true story.

Miami to New York is always a tough audience. Everyone who boards the plane wants cards, kiddie books, and anything that is "free". One passenger asked for everything that wasn't nailed down, and just couldn't be placated, so when the meals were served, it wasn't a surprise that he tugged on the flight attendant's apron while she was serving coffee with the following complaint.
Pax: "Oh, miss, miss...this steak...it's such a bad steak...I can't eat this steak...I've never had such a bad steak."
F/A: "I'm sorry sir, let me see if I can take care of that steak for you." The F/A put her coffee pot and tray on the floor, picked up the steak from the passenger's plate and proceeded to spank it while saying, "Bad steak, bad steak!" She put the steak back on the stunned passenger's plate and said, "I'm sure it will behave now, sir." Picked up her coffee pot and went on through the cabin.

The bewildered passenger never said another word for the rest of the flight!

--Sharon Graves, SGraves423@aol.com

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